Red Haired Thief
I lay in a bed unlike my own, to the right of me is some red haired broad from the previous night. Not surprised by this encounter since this was a casual way to end the night for a pirate. I throw myself out of the bed and was greeted with a pounding feeling in my head. The rum last night did a number on me. I let the sleeping broad lie in the bed. I get up to find my coat . the co at was on a hanger in the corner of the room. Something was missing in my coat my flintlock pistol, I slowly looked around the room for my iconic pistol. While looking I noticed that the sleeping broad was wearing my captains hat. I yanked the hat off her head and somehow didn't wake her. Next to her was bottle of rum that I picked up to cure my head. I was given disappointment when the bottle had nothing but a drop in it. The broad must have drank the rest of it. Putting the bottle down I find my pistol laying on the ground near the bed. The pistol was my pride and joy it was like no other ...